noodle-ing: sometimes...(on roller skates)...I float like a ...

By Greta

I float like a butterfly ...and then I usually get stung by a bee. Look at this: Can you see it? This little sucker just stung me. He was just chillin on the doorknob here in the office. I haven't been stung by a bug since I was like 7. ... Which kinda sucks because I think it would be really cool if my finger swelled up huge. I could probably get some cool photos of myself trying to pick my nose with a vibrator-sized finger. And then maybe my face would swell up. ...

noodle-ing - http://offmynoodles.blogspot.com/

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